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"So there was paperwork, and I probably signed it."...But he hadn't read it, because, apparently, he was a slow learner.
"Go to hell."..."Why don't you tell me what it's like there, bro? Sounds like you already know."
She supposed every family had secrets, even from each other. The trick was loving your family, despite the secrets...or maybe because of them.
Why couldn't I be one of those guys who hates his mother? Life would be a lot easier.
I don't have any charms. If I did, they got lost in the move.
..."Maybe you could find out about the real man lurking beneath."..."You make him sound like a sea monster."...
..."You must be really good. I can't see anyone paying two hundred and fifty thousand dollars to have sex with me."..."Do you have a price that you're comfortable with?"...
"My attorney wants me to sleep with him,"..."She thought it would soften him up toward me."..."If you're softening him up, you're doing it wrong."
Even a blind squirrel finds an acorn from time to time.
A matchmaker. Can you believe it? That's how bad he is at getting his own girl.
"Thank you," he said. "I enjoy smelling like flowers."... "Maybe you should try it," his mother told him. "Women might like it."
"I have a fine sense of humour." ..."Yes, and all those people who try out for American Idol think they can sing."
"I would love grandchildren," his mother told him, her smile returning. "Just think, I'll have the ranch and you can bring your family to visit." There was a particular vision of hell, he thought grimly.